(Note: I originally posted the following on Facebook, but I liked it so much that I thought total strangers deserved to see it as much as casual acquaintances and intimate relations. I apologize to all in my Facebook community who no longer feel special. You are all still special, but not “this post”-special.)
…you have breathed deep the heady opiate fumes of Pokémon Go and have given into the glorious hunt. At present, you are struggling with a Caterpie (it is always the Caterpie that give you the most trouble.) Your battery is low and the battle is tense, but you finally manage get him (her?) trapped in […]
You’re on your way to your first day of Basic Pickling Techniques at the local adult education center, when a time-traveling Ayn Rand gives you an important message. You are teaching your first class in Time-Travelling at the local adult education center when you are interrupted by Ayn Rand, who can’t find her way to […]
15. Paul, of TwaughtHammer fame 14. Lewis, Walter Jr.’s best/only friend 13. Jesse’s little brother 12. German Dipping Sauce Scientist 11. Remote Control Car Kid 10. Fake Heisenberg 9. Mistake Fake Heisenberg 8. That Lady That Works at Los Pollos 7. Charlie Rose 6. That One Lazy-ass Student (“I think I may have ADD…”) 5. […]
I think we can all agree that summertime as an adult is the absolute balls. What was once a welcome respite from academic drudgery becomes a waking nightmare of sweaty fatigue. No day at the pool for you, adult. You’re an adult. You should be doing adult things. Take those swimmies off. So, you get […]
Dr. William H. Cosby (Professor of Our Hearts and Souls) has just given the world a great gift and an even greater responsibility. He has bestowed upon us- mere mortals that we are- the task of choosing a great Champion. This Champion will uphold the ideals by which Dr. Cosby has lived his life- ideals […]
I went on The Mary Sue today to check the number of Facebook likes on my last post see what was new in the world of geekery. The first thing I saw was this: Which made me do this: Sometimes I think we are living in the best of all possible time lines.